Fell short…

Well, poo. I fell way short of my original goal for last week, which was 5 reviews. Oh well, going to try and maintain a 2-3 reviews per week pace… Which really means the title of this blog is a huge sham. Boo on me!


First review incoming!

Was hoping to have my first review up tonight, but it’s going to have to wait until tomorrow. It is halfway done though! First review will be of The Asylum’s Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus!

Upcoming reviews (hopefully) in the next week or so will be the Sleepaway Camp films, Smiley Face, Sharks in Venice and Black Dynamite. I’m aiming to get 5 done by next Saturday. Wish me luck!


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