Daily Schlock Vol. 3: Smiley Face

Smiley Face is a little film starring a pothead who runs into wacky situations while high and trying to get somewhere. Sound a little familiar? Well, click ahead to see if it’s anything to write home about, or simply a poor knock off of Harold and Kumar! Continue reading

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Daily Schlock Vol. 2: Sleepaway Camp

Sleepaway Camp is a film from the glory days of slasher films that has one of the most shocking endings in history. It’s quite infamous and there’s a chance you’ve already heard of it. So, is the movie worth the time, or is it just a pile of crap that’s only redeeming quality is its twist ending? Your answer is here! Continue reading

Daily Schlock Vol. 1: Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus! Odds are, you’ve at least seen the trailer for it on YouTube, or MySpace, or somesuch, seeing as how it’s had a gajillion views already. But the real question is, does it all live up to what you saw? The answer awaits you!  Continue reading

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